Godlimations's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Beware of falling ovens]

hmmm

I take it you were offended by my words, you said you don't care, yet you bothered to reply to my review, so if you really don't care, then you wouldnt bother replying to this review, you want to put me in my place by cursing me, well know this, I am a better person because I choose to bless rather than to curse, you told me to get a life, who are you to say that to me? have you not just placed judgement onto me by saying I have no life?Our lives are what we choose it to be, wouldn't you be offended if I were to tell you to get a life by stop going to Newgrounds and animating Jesus into a sitcom? Although I did not say that. Don't do onto others what you don't want done onto you, therefore do not tell people to get a life, because it is clear that we all have one but use it in different ways. Newgrounds, a place where so much hatred is put on is perfect for me to be an example of the light :) What is wrong with preaching on the Internet? All I want to do is share the truth with all of you, yet you reject me in hatred.

God bless you.

Slickernaut responds:

What about the entry you chose to not review? Preach on, Jesus boy.. Preach on. And then go find a woman, and have some good old fashioned premarital sex.

[Return of Jesus Christ 2]

that was cool.

That was really funny at the start.

I didn't laugh so much to be honest, but it had its good points. Sure thats good and all that shows how dumb humanity is, but thats thinking anglican wise :) We are children of the Most high, what? Most High!? yes. It is us that choose not to believe it.

Your words:

Christians are amusing. They band together in great anger to protest many things, instead of coming together as one humanity, and expressing love for their fellow living beings. Then they firebomb buildings and snipe their "enemies", hiding in the shadows like cowards.

Do you really know what Christianity is? because we do express love, and I'm afraid if you don't see it, then look harder. You honestly believe that those who firebomb buildings and snipe their enemies, and hide in the shadows like cowards are really Christian? Seriously, Jesus tells us to love our enemies, and those who don't follow upon the word of God is not Christian, but that doesn't mean we reject those who don't follow Christ, not at all. We love you guys so much we want to preech the word of the lord for your salvation. God is love, those who don't act upon love aren't Christianlike, theres a huge difference between being religious... and having a relationship with Jesus. It reminds me of the story of the crusaders, they were killing people in the name of Jesus, but the Bible says do not murder, I suppose what they were trying to do is to getting rid of sin by sinning lol. That's just stupidly contradictory, and don't let stories like those turn you off Christianity, even us Christians say that the crusaders weren't acting Christianlike.

I didn't intentionally want to offend you in any way, thats not what I'm here for, but if your finding this offensive, then harden up princess :)

Slickernaut responds:

Listen, son.. Go hump a bible, because no one here cares.

Whether or not I understand Christianity is irrelevant. I made a cartoon. You watch the cartoon, and take away from it what you saw. I do not ask that you preach up a storm.

I can not begin to tell you how much I don't care. Don't waste reviews with your bull. Go raise some money for the homeless if you're so righteous. No, instead you'd rather sit on Newgrounds.com all day long, and tell people like me how wrong I am.

Get a life, and put down the bible.. Maybe even go outside for a nice walk. It'll do you some good, wee one.

[Fly High]

well...

that was pretty good I do have to admit. Congrats and I reckon it at least deserves to be at blue. Pats Gay... a production production (C) Jesse Jones... Good one wallpaperman, using my picture without my permission? Not a good idea. I would really curse you right now, but I'm better than that, so God bless you Calum :) and may you be guided to become a better person. Nice menu music Joep, quite catchy. Joep, your frame by frame is getting a lot better, and I reckon once you get the anatomy/Body perspective right, you'll perfect frame by frame, keep going I garuntee you'll only get better. Jesse, I don't know you much but I'm glad you've decided to help these guys out.

I haven't heard from you guys in a while, I thought you had given up on flash, keep going.

wallpaperman responds:

u thought we had given up on flash after 2 years? the only reason u thought that is cuz ur always sleeping goddamn you christian!

[The Legend of Link Intro]

very good

you got my 5 :) and finally you have some cartoons up :) this movie has potential, but it also has a lot of improving upon, and I know that you know. Good job, and never give up! Send in... the Flash animators!

midnightstealthxp responds:

thankx, I'm working a bit more an a differnt project right now. but, none the less, I am going to finish this movie when I get alittle beter at flash animating.

[Return of Jesus Christ]

In Jesus name

What a cartoon. Do you believe in Jesus? no not zombie Jesus. He is the way, the truth, and the life.

Slickernaut responds:

I entertain the thought that a person once lived in his place, perhaps with his name. But I don't believe in soliciting your religion to others, as you have just demonstrated..

Christians are amusing. They band together in great anger to protest many things, instead of coming together as one humanity, and expressing love for their fellow living beings. Then they firebomb buildings and snipe their "enemies", hiding in the shadows like cowards.

Why is it that people can't get along for merely the fact that we both breath oxygen? Why is it that people are so ignorant to the fact that not everyone believes in one all powerful being? It's a shame really, and I want nothing to do with it.

[Fun in the Woods]

it was ok

I giggled a bit at the end, whats with the chicken, and the sock, and the flying hand at the end, and your other ceiling one with the "only superhuman" one too?

TmsT responds:

Just a bit of hidden footage. ^_~

[Only Superhuman]

This is really good

Did God say it was good? well I suppose you should be asking him that. Me being Christian and all, I have to say though that there were a few faults in this movie that may offend believers in God, although we shouldn't be. Personally, I think you gave out such a wild imagination about how God works, and I'm not sure what you believe, but this short cartoon is not at all what God is like (Biblically speaking) Great job none the less, God has given you such potential, use it in the right ways, and always follow your heart. :)

TmsT responds:

Of course not. Nowhere in the movie did I even say that the old guy with the beard was God. You only assumed that.

[The Happy Christmas!]

no Im not!

That was... another typical job by wallpaperman. You got your own style of funniness, don't let anyone take it away from you, start making an awesome project man, it will go well if you wanna start a certificate in Digital media or something. I showed this guy Xunmato ep1 and bang! he got me a job! get statrted dude! :) God bless!

wallpaperman responds:

there are very few people who share my sense of humour...

who did you show xunmato to? i wanna show him my movies :P

[Im Gay]

how did I miss this one?

I thought I watched all your cartoons, I missed this one!! ahaha HE'S GAYYYY!!! that was funny, thanks for that small cartoon, another classic by The awesome Wallpaperman AKA Calum Mcyntire!

wallpaperman responds:

mcintyre better than mayevski majewski mawijjiwijji mon bling bling with the chicken and the beans baby