Age/Gender: 23, Male
Location: Sydney, Australia
Job: Flash!
God's animation be done.
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The serious graphics throughout this cartoon to contrast the humor at the end was rather well executed. For obvious reasons, I had to exclude this from the competition. But I guess according to your opinion, the paying out on religion would've been worth the loss of a few hundred $$...
I enjoyed your commentary on the trapped trilogy on youtube, even though you overly exhausted every single flaw of the game.. which is probably why it's hilarious to begin with.
General Ironicus sounds like Dan McNeely's voice by surprise... Senrath sounds like a fragile pencil neck geek.
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I found a round cylinder object inside the vending machine, what are the chances... in fact, what are the chances any of the items make any sense being there? Oh right... epic "hallucinating" fail.
The game was dark and I ended up pressing the "tab" key to highlight what I missed out on. Shame that I'd pay $10 for a point n click system and still find easy to fix bugs like that. :(
Small things like a broken key and super glue to fix it are simply irrelevant tactics to stall for time to make the game seem "bigger", when I think you can mix items around a bit. Rather than finding one item and using it in the same scene in a linear process, you can mix it up, so that one item you find in the beginning can be kept and used for closer to the end or later on... It would make more sense to find a clock piece in the old pile of junk at the first house, rather than in some friggen slot machine... random fail, it's one gigantic easter egg hunt.
I could not understand your walkthrough. Examples like "Go to the door at the far right" .... which right are we talking here? The right on screen? Or the right at the useless map? I can't even see a door at the right... thumbnails are a big help. And rather than explaining what roman numerals are etc etc, for the less diligent that are using the walkthrough just want the damn code.
The quote on the two beasts colliding to open a gate to hell was pretty dumb. Like, it's a really dumb quote man. You had some pretty good ideas for the plot twist that seemed convincing too. With a brain like yours, you're up for some better potential.
Author's Response:
Hello!
The tab bug has already been mentioned so I've fixed that for anyone that buys the engine :)
This is my first real game I've ever made so it was mostly a learning experience for me. I'm new to the world of Actionscript. This is actually the reason I didn't allow backtracking throughout the entire game - I wasn't comfortable coding for such a large number of variables. On my next project I'll be sure to expand these sorts of ideas.
Thanks for the review, I'm sorry you weren't impressed with the storyline. I quite liked it myself. :)
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I love your work mate. Keep at it, I would love to see your talent grow.
Patrick.
Author's Response:
Thanks Pat! I hope it does grow.
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I had a feeling the game was a bit shorter than ur prev games. The 9.7 mb doesn't make much sense unless you left all sounds as mp3's rather than wavs.
10's everywhere nuf sed.
Author's Response:
Theres tonnes of audio in the game... All the voice tracks, about 7 different songs, the intro movie with the 3d imported .mov file bumps up the file a lot. I thought i did pretty well with compression lol. Aside from that thanks for the review :D
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good job mate. I mean only the best for you! Keep up the great work!
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Thank you! Merry Xmas and happy new year!
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Only the mind of a dork would make something so ludicrous. It's crazy, it's stupid, it's crazy-stupid, yawn zzzzz...... But most of all: it's sooooo robot chicken.
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ahaha good job, I didn't expect the music to be used already. Thanks :D
Yeah I know I'm being biased, but its like the first time someones using my music :D kudos brotha!
Patrick.
Author's Response:
Your music is awesome man:D
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Love it. Theres just one thing that got me confusing, and I don't believe the game testers at the end credits did a good job. At the very end, I grab the bucket and fill it with water, but I dont pick the bucket up, I just leave it there and knock on the door, and hey presto, another bucket pops up from her behind...
regardless to say, I like the concept. Well done.
P.
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Calum has returned, and yes, SHIT vs evil was better :).
teh mon curry curry french head.
Welcome back compadre, have a doughnut AHAHALOLOLOL.
Author's Response:
ogm i do not want a donut PHOR I AM NOT A PIG!
boot thanx 4 review d00d :)
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I'm catching on now. And I know you aren't targetting all Christians, it took me to read your reviews to know that. But really, what did they ever do to you? Why can't you pick on... emo's or something. =P
Now we are dealing with the case of Christian label vs Christian Lifestyle.
I'm guessing that you've used the bodyguard part to fit in with windows vista security, clever, coz you probably know that Brian Houston (Senior Pastor of Hillsong) also has bodyguards. But for reasons he actually has been threatened, not because of paranoiya.
I think in this episode the Christian dude gets all immature, and silly. "Christian" has just about lost it's definition in this one.
watching the next.
cheers,
Patrick
Author's Response:
"I'm catching on now. "
I don't think so.
"Why can't you pick on... emo's or something. =P"
Yeah, picking on Christians is unjustified - what did they ever do to me, after all - but picking on minorities is awesome.
The bodyguard doesn't represent actual bodyguards - yes, it's a metaphor - and he's not there due to paranoia either. Christians ARE actually targets, as the "threats" on Brian Houston you refer to show.
This one, to be blatant, is about Christians who bring about persecution upon themselves by antagonising others then getting upset when others retaliate i.e. saying that Muhammed was a paedophile with a 14-year-old wife then getting outraged when Muslims call the holy trinity blasphemy.
The "immature, and silly" part is presumably the list of things atheists do - that's the provokation. Christians are all too happy to point out how godless the world is - in fact, some title their books after it - and yet when anyone highlights Christian ironies they get upset and defensive. Hiding behind Raoul, for example.
So no, you're not catching on at all. And yet, you read my reviews and felt the need to review them yourself. It's really frustrating.
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